I sometimes want to complain that Christmas is more a season for the kids than it is for us adults. Considering we don’t really grow up, just grow more responsible, I demand that us “grown up’s” also have their own Santa! I already know what I want – it’s what I’ve dreamt as a kid but have never been able to afford.
On the first day of Christmas I’d like this hammock.
On the second day of Christmas I want the ability to build myself this Kegerator.
On the third day of Christmas I’d settle for this Foosball Coat Hanger.
On the fourth day of Christmas I’d love to realize all my childhood dreams and have a hidden bookshelf room.
On the fifth day of Christmas I wouldn’t mind this multi-purpose pool table slash entertainment center.
On the sixth day of Christmas please build me this movie pit.
On the ninth day of Christmas I’d love to invest in, erm, hygiene, because as they say, health is wealth and such.
On the tenth day of Christmas, it would be brilliant to wake up and find a man cave with all the equipment required for bromantic sleepover. Read giant couch from heaven!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, a convenient way to open bottles and store caps would be much appreciated.
On the twelfth day of Christmas I only ask for this simple car barbecue to keep the cold at bay.
Thanks in advance Mr. Jolly Red Man. Thank you!
What’s on your Christmas Wishlist?